I heard a little snippet on the radio news this lunchtime about some nuns in Greece who've gone missing. It seems that these nuns set up a knitting business to earn some income for the convent, but they blew all the money on trips to knitting shows all over Europe and on some fancy industrial knitting machines, so the business went bust...and now the nuns have gone awol.
So if you see any nuns acting furtively...don't call the police....invite them to your local knitting group. They might have some hot yarn they want to off load!
(I swear I'm not making this up, but I can't find a link to the story anywhere on the web)
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